Dear Chosen President:

I've read on the neoCon & Dominionist websites how God supposedly anointed you to the White House and how because you're 'saved' and God's own Chosen President you're incapable of making any mistakes. And how you've been dutifully stirring up trouble in the Middle East, destroying the environment as fast as you can and impoverishing as many people as possible in order to bring about that final, global catastrophe that will usher in the Second Coming.

You, sir, are completely and utterly INSANE. When you get to the Other Side, however you envision it, you will see Jesus standing at the Gate, and when you rush up to Him crying out "My Lord!" He will twitch His garments away from your filthy paws, look down His surprisingly (to you) Semitic nose and say "Excuse Me? I think you've mistaken me for that fellow downstairs."