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By Anonymous - Posted on 03 December 2008

Mr. Bush-

Through the ages, confession has been deemed by most religious and spiritual leaders as healing and good for a person's spirit, for the self esteem, for his ability to live productively in society--it allows one to move forward in life untroubled by their emotional--or criminal--baggage.

I would suggest to you, sir, that you confess to your numerous plots and crimes, your lies, your thefts, tortures, treasons, felonies, murders and frauds, all the war crimes and crimes against humanity...it would be good for you, healing for our nation and provide much-needed employment for our a whole new crop of Federal Prosecutors and gaolers. Confess it all, freely, openly, happily and without reservation or regret. Do it for the good of the country you profess to love.

Unfortunately, I do not believe you have the capacity for rigorous honesty, of the type required for such a spiritual cleansing, and I sincerely doubt you have the intellectual capacity to understand the grave nature, the enormous number nor the vast depths of your villainies, depredations and abominations.

Please, sir, give America a truly fine and lasting parting gift. Please prove me wrong...confess it all, do it on the record, and mean it.

I promise you'll feel better--I know I will.

Sincerely-

Dr. Donald B. MacGowan

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