Dear President Bush,

You never represented me as an American personally, because I am a progressive liberal, but so much more importantly, you also didn't represent the interests of most of America, or the world, for that matter, which is currently going, part-and-parcel, to hell in a hand-basket, thanks much in part to you. You chose to do something no real American patriot would ever do - you represented the interests of an extremely select few, and figuratively flipped the rest of us the bird when called to task on the myriad ways you exercised your perceived sense of entitlement. I know if I had any money left, I would spend it in an effort to impeach and incarcerate you. Sometimes I wonder if you suffer from some form of mental illness - it's hard for me to imagine how a person could insulate himself so fully to the catastrophic effects of his actions or lack thereof on the majority of the world. So thanks so much for your leadership; however, I will not miss it - I can't think of any circumstance under which I would want to live under your leadership again. Don't let the White House door hit your ass on the way out.