Dear Mr. President,
As a young person who only vaguely remembers the Clinton years as a grade school child before truly experiencing what you had to offer to the American people, I have been amazed by the sheer incompetence of the highest order that you have gotten away with for the past eight years.

I'm still getting used to Barack Obama, since I've never seen a president who genuinely believes (or at least appears to believe) that we shouldn't start unnecessary wars for oil or torture people under U.S. jurisdiction. The competency thing is kind of important and totally brand new to me, too.

I hope in the next edition of my Advanced Placement U.S. History textbook, you are remembered as the sorry, incompetent man that you truly are.

I'm sure you're a very nice guy, but good god, why on earth did you become President?

Sincerely,
Radhika

P.S. Mad props to you on those serious reflexes. Dodging a shoe from an angry Arab isn't always fun.