Dear George W. Bush, who doesn't even deserve the honorific "Mr.:"

It was during your father's Vice Presidential term that I left the Republican Party. I could no longer be a part of any organization which governed only for themselves, and those like themselves. A party of mean old men, that's what.

It's a shame that you are finally leaving office a bit more than 5 years too late. We should have impeached you for taking us into a never-ending war "on terror." You idiot. A war on a noun? And not even a proper noun, as in a nation? Way to gin up the war machine there, frat boy. Of course, that was the intention all along, really, wasn't it? Haliburton needed more, and Deadeye Dick, the most evil vice president in recorded history, made sure he delivered.

Too late for all those Americans dead in this misbegotten war; too late for all the Iraqi civilians dead at the hands of Americans; too late for middle class Americans just trying to survive and stay middle class.

Wait! There's your legacy: you destroyed the middle class! Just like your puppet masters wanted, you have created a nation of Haves and Have-nots. Way to go.