Dear President Bush;
There's an old bumper sticker which says "in America, anyone can be President. That's one of our biggest problems." Thank you, sir, for providing the perfect example of how horribly painful that could be.

I voted for Al Gore, and was still pretty upset at you taking the election when September 11th happened. At the time, I said I would now stand behind you as our leader.

I don't know why I'm wasting my time to write to you - the only input you listen to is God's anyway - but I do have news for you. God looks nothing like Dick Cheney, or Karl Rove, or any of your other sycophantic hangers-on who have, in your name, destroyed the good that fifty years of United States Policy has done in the world.

You've made it possible for us to look at the terrorists and say "well, the biggest difference between us is that we wear uniforms. They don't."

I mean no disrespect for our troops - they simply do as ordered. The problem is that we have allowed an idiot to give them orders for eight years. And I for one would like to apologize to the military families of this country for not working harder to turn you out of office, or to replace the Congress we have with one with enough balls to have you impeached. We impeached Clinton over his lying under oath, and lacked the balls to put you under oath. Our military deserves better.

Because of you, and your policies, we're no longer the light on the hill. We'll invade countries on false intelligence. We'll lie. We'll torture. And the only thing we won't do is admit we were wrong.

George, I have tremendous respect for the office of President. I have none for you; however, because you are such an idiot, I'm going to be forced to write my congress-critter and ask that they reinstate the lifetime Secret Service protection for former Presidents. You'll be the first one that only gets ten years of coverage - and you're just dumb enough to get kidnapped by terrorists or a bunch of pre-schoolers - either is above your IQ level. And sir, I'd much rather pay good men to keep an eye on you than not pay bad men to kill you.

Isn't that a lovely legacy?