Thank you for helping me see beyond the flag of my nation. Thank you for helping me see not only what other countries think of us, but why they think that way.

Thank you for helping me see why faith based science is better than *actual* science. Thank you for helping expose the Evangelicals for who they are - rabid bible thumpers who will stop at nothing to push their agenda.

Thank you for attacking Iraq; we just couldn't have another country that doesn't see eye to us. Thank you for killing many, many people; it really helps the global overpopulation problem.

Dear President Bush,

When you won your reelection in 2004, I wanted to send you a copy of George Orwell's classic novel, 1984. Because I thought that that action would put me on some kind of terrorist watch list, I didn't do it. Now that you're going to have some time off, I urge you to read it and see how many connections you can make between the story and your years in office. It's staggering. Thank you.

Don't let the door hit you in the *ss on the way out. Our great national nightmare will be ending on 1/20/2009. Here is a brief list of your most horrific disasters;

9/11-You, oh so arrogant, ignored the intelligence available to you that said terrorists were looking to fly planes into buildings here in the US. Instead, you went to "clear brush" at your ranch."